Episode Details

It’s Season 1, Episode 3 of Suddenly Amish, and the "English" outsiders are finding out that the Ordnung doesn't care about your aesthetic or your follower count. The snark squad is having a field day with the "Beauty is Fleeting" mandate, which forced a hysterical Esmeralda to strip off her lashes and nails while Judah—the self-proclaimed rapper—was practically mourning his career as his beard hit the barn floor. But the real tea involves the group leader, James, who spent the last episode acting like the ultimate moral authority only to get caught slipping Kendra a forbidden cell phone after she spiraled over a castmate leaving. Between James’s blatant hypocrisy, the visible electrical outlets in the "Amish" house that have everyone screaming "scripted," and the desperate struggle to trade TikTok for a butter churn, this episode proves that while the participants are supposed to be finding their faith, they’re mostly just finding new ways to lie in the dark.