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MSM 686: Not Educationally Social

Published 3 weeks ago
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Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about translation, the break, AI, and more. Dave has part 1 of the Microbiomes. 

Jokes:

You never hear of accountants getting attacked. 

  • There must be safety in numbers.

What do you call a man lying in front of a door? 

  • Mat.

My tailor really likes fixing my clothes. 

  • Or sew it seams.

What washes up on tiny beaches? 

  • Microwaves.

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician…

  • I was just sitting there doing nothing.

I made a playlist for hiking. It was music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

  • I call it my Trail Mix.

They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe.

Taken 4: Granted


Alarming news!

A clock factory was on fire.

Second-hand smoke everywhere!

People were gathered around to watch. I think they were all cuckoo.

I’m a little ticked off about what some people will do just for a hot time.

If you don’t understand this joke…

I’ll give you a minute.


Never debate me on which vowel is most important…

  • I will always win.

Is a stolen Hershey bar considered

  • hot chocolate?

Dad, how do you cast spells?

Dad: You just follow the instructions.

Which instructions?

Dad: Yep, they’re the ones.


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