Podcast Episode Details

Riff 71 - Cookie Dough, Chili Goats, and Other Holiday Regrets [The Comedian Next Door]

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What started for us as a cozy holiday podcast about baking and cheer immediately became a field report on why camels should not freelance in live nativities.
We bounce from cookie dough confessions to seasonal overconfidence, discovering that December mainly exists to test how much butter one household can legally own.
When the camel enters the story, we realize no one is ever emotionally prepared for an animal that treats biblical history as a suggestion.
We then pivot hard into animal nutrition, confidently discussing what donkeys and goats should eat despite all available evidence suggesting goats reject authority entirely.
A goat eating chili becomes our collective cautionary tale, complete with regret, dramatics, and the revelation that goats experience emotions mostly as performance art.
We briefly wonder aloud about goat fight clubs, immediately deciding this is how podcasts accidentally get subpoenaed.
Christmas gifting comes under review as we agree live goats are a liability, while goat-themed items offer the same charm with fewer emergency vet calls.

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Published on 9 hours ago