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(no music) (10 hours) Tickling | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1507 | Jason Newland | 15th December 2025

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🎙️ Episode Summary:
Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025
(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)

• A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shape
• A deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectly

The main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)

• A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postman
• The running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)
• The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyone

Snail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” idea

• The werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each day
• A snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptions
• The werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)

Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-up

• A squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-help
• The group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish

📢 Listener Notes & Outro

• Safety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes
• Closing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok

🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx):

• 00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter
• 10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins
• 18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral
• 26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea
• 33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem
• 38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down
• 45:00 – Outro + closing mantra

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