Episode Details

Clanker Is Buying Christmas Gifts: GM Farcaster ep320

Season 4 Episode 320 Published 3 months, 4 weeks ago

Description

Clanker Is Buying Christmas: GM Farcaster ep320 Friday December 12, 2025

TLDR: Studio chaos + hat day kicks things off 🎩 Farcaster is “dead” but mysteriously stable as DAU charts tell lore-filled stories 📈 feature requests, bug threads, signer fixes, and growth angst continue 🛠️ Clanker Spotlight spreads holiday cheer with real gifts 🎁✨ Linda is a national treasure, negativity is bad, and everyone should revoke old app signers and log off when needed 🛡️

From our ChatGPT Intern: GM Farcaster opens with hat chaos and studio mix-ups, then spends the episode proving Farcaster is “very dead” by calmly analyzing DAU charts, Clanker pumps, feature requests, bugs, and why growth is still stuck in the “orders of magnitude” waiting room. Along the way, Linda becomes a protected national treasure, Clanker buys people real holiday gifts, Dan gets blamed for everything, and the official policy is: be honest, be kind, revoke your signers, and please—stop being weird online.

Show Notes and Links – some of the casts & stuff we talked about:

FC NEWS

Farcaster App DAU/WAU/MAU:

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xa94d2a91

BDFOFF=benevolent dictatorfor on farcaster feature:

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0x2eec2901

annoying bugs?

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xaf172f31

$wish ClankerSpotlight:

https://farcaster.xyz/~/news/Clanker-Spotlight-WISH-5rtz21

https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0xa276de68

Weekly Clanker roundupcoming soon: