Episode Details

Distorted View Daily – December 10, 2025
NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shawty sponge saga

• 🎁 12 Deals of DV: Hat Day
  Tim kicks things off with a limited-time merch deal: get $5 off any hat at shop.distortedview.com with promo code GIVEHEAD (today only).

• 🎅 Santa, Hit Me Harder (Listener Message Bit)
  A very intense “letter to Santa” turns into full-blown festive BDSM roleplay. Nothing says Christmas like begging St. Nick to beat you purple.

• 🧳 Listener Sponsor: Mark’s Big Move & eBay Junk Fest
  DV listener Mark is moving out of the country and selling 50 years of accumulated crap on eBay – books, CDs, tech junk, vintage gadgets, even a Palm Pilot and a label printer.

  • Use promo code Timmyboo for 11% off

  • You also get a free creepy family photo

  • Link: tinyurl.com/MarksMove (also in the show notes on distortedview.com)

• 💀 “Don’t Stick It in Crazy” – Side Chick Truck Drag Disaster
  Tim plays wild footage of a guy cheating with a very unstable side piece who drags him down the road with her truck after he stops calling.

  • Clinging to the door at highway speed

  • Broken ankle in the middle of traffic

  • Tim’s advice: if you need variety, hire a professional—don’t risk your limbs on chaotic affair partners.

• 🧽 Sagittarius Shaughty vs. The Sponge (Again)
  Our favorite chaotic escort is back with another “sponge stuck in the no-no square” emergency room saga:

  • Sponge used to block period blood during clients

  • Aggressive customer hammers it deeper in

  • Multiple failed attempts to fish it out at 3 a.m.

  • ER visit filmed for Vlogmas 2026
    Plus: body-shaming a client’s tiny equipment, refusing to do anything beyond the bare minimum, and still somehow booking more appointments.

• 🎭 Art Corner: Bruce Nauman’s “Good Boy, Bad Boy”
  Tim discovers 1980s performance artist Bruce Nauman and his dual-screen piece “Good Boy, Bad Boy”:

  • Two actors repeating lines like “I have sex / you have sex / we have sex”

  • Lines shifting from neutral to angry to exhausted

  • Tim remixes it into “I like to s*** / this is piss” and declares it the perfect DV theme.

• 🚓 Police Bodycam: “You Had to Be a F*ing American”**
  A state trooper melts down on a driver who questioned his speeding and tailgating:

  • Driver has marijuana in the car and still decides to confront the cop

  • Cop snaps, cites statutes, stomps the weed container, and rants about the public

  • Tim compares it to his own near-disaster with an angry cop in traffic.

• ⚡ Health Segment: Electric Rectum & Lightning Crotch
  From London comes the delightful diagnosis of “electric rectum” (aka Proctalgia Fugax) and “lightning bum”:

  • Sudden electric shock feelings in the back door

  • More common than people think, often harmless but terrifying

  • Tied to pelvic floor spasms, IBS, infections, and more

  • Tim dusts off the legendary Kegel Song and imagines a world where pelvic exercises save your anus.

• 🍳 Florida Man Tries to Kill Mom with a Frying Pan
  In peak Florida man fashion, a 53-year-old allegedly tries to murder his 82-year-old mother:

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