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Bachelor Party in Key West

Bachelor Party in Key West

Published 10 months, 2 weeks ago
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SEGMENT 1: Arrival in Key West

A. Early morning flight

  • Group of 15 guys, 10 sharing an Airbnb.
  • Arrive around 9 A.M., Airbnb not ready until 4.
  • Solution: Backpacks on, bar-hopping begins immediately.

B. First impressions

  • Locals keep asking: “Are you guys coming or going?”
  • Group: “Just got here — ready to have a good time.”

SEGMENT 2: The House & The Group

A. The Airbnb situation

  • Surprisingly not trashed despite 10 dudes.
  • Only casualty: leaving behind a fridge full of beer.

B. House logistics

  • Some guys in hotels, most in the house.
  • Doing headcounts each morning to make sure everyone survived.

SEGMENT 3: HIGHLIGHT — The Guinness Chugging Legend

A. Irish Kevin’s bar

  • One of the best bars in Key West.
  • Guests go on stage to chug Guinness for time.

B. The challenge

  • Woman does it in ~5 seconds.
  • Another contestant: ~4 seconds.
  • The bachelor, Marshall, steps up…

C. Marshall’s moment of glory

  • Chugs a full Guinness in 1.94 seconds — breaks the posted record.
  • Group erupts. Marshall becomes instant celebrity.

D. Return trip to check the record

  • Later that night: record still standing.
  • A huge “corn-fed” bachelor challenges Marshall to a chug-off.

E. Round 2 showdown

  • Irish Kevin’s performer says he’s “betting on Marshall.”
  • Whiskey poured into Guinness as an extra challenge.
  • Marshall crushes him again.
  • Wins bragging rights, possibly a shirt or free beer.

SEGMENT 4: Poolside Mishaps

A. Saturday morning roll call

  • Everyone accounting for themselves.
  • Suddenly spot Ryan passed out next to a pool chair.

B. The consequences

  • Ryan: “I was comfortable all night.”
  • Reality: Wakes up covered in massive mosquito bites.
  • Only guy who slept outside the entire weekend.

SEGMENT 5: Travel Disasters

A. Sunday departures

  • Group splits: flights to Tampa and St. Pete.
  • Most are home by noon.

B. The delayed flight guy

  • One friend’s flight (Allegiant) gets delayed repeatedly:
  • 9:30 → 11:30 → ???
  • No one hears if he ever actually left Key West.
  • Group assumes they are “down one man.”

C. The guy who missed the flight on the way there

  • Oversleeps, runs to airport… realizes he forgot all his luggage.
  • Had to take a later flight.
  • Spent the weekend in basically two outfits anyway.

SEGMENT 6: The Aftermath

A. Marshall loses his voice

  • Attempts to call fiancée but sounds like a broken kazoo.
  • She was also celebrating with her own event back home.

B. Return to reality

  • Host shows up to work Monday, surprisingly early.
  • Co-host expected a “I’m wrecked” text that never came.

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