Episode Details

On Today’s Show

• 🎵 DV Store Holiday Jingle

  • Musical intro promoting the updated DV store: hoodies, mugs, and an anime pillow you can defile in comfort.

  • Reminder: it’s “the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.”

• 🍫 Ferrero Rocher Butt Porn

  • Tim talks about “innovative” porn that can’t make it on the show thanks to bad audio.

  • Highlight: a guy shoving a Ferrero Rocher up his ass, shitting it out, and eating it while it melts but stays “crunchy.”

• 🇺🇸🍆 MAGA Republican Cock Trainer

  • Hypnotic bait clip aimed at “Republican cock”: close-ups of dicks over rants about red pills, white supremacy, and violent fantasies.

  • Includes a surprise scat twist (“bait and shit”) and patriotic butt talk about needing “Aryan cum” in a pristine alabaster shithole.

  • Tim notes racist rhetoric is somehow weirder—but faintly more palatable—when attached to big floppy junk.

• 🦠 Cam Whore Venereal Show & Tell

  • Main feature: a cam girl turns her OnlyFans into a live STD seminar.

  • Raps about a dude who “messed her up,” admits to multiple recent partners, and complains about burning when she pees.

  • Peppermint gum “home remedy”: stuffs Extra gum inside and around her labia to cool the burn; instead creates a brutal yeast infection.

  • On cam, she shows swollen lips, cottage-cheese discharge, genital warts, and uses a flashlight for maximum trauma.

  • Tim points out that if your pussy is your livelihood, maybe don’t turn it into a yeast-infection lecture for paying customers.

• 🛒 Creepy Gas Station Pickup Attempt

  • Clip of an obviously unstable guy repeatedly telling a woman “let’s go fuck,” insisting she can call the cops after.

  • Calls himself “the baddest motherfucker in the whole multiverse.”

  • Tim riffs on how women have to be on constant alert while dudes breeze through life oblivious.

  • Jokes that he’d “take one for the team” and finish the guy off in the bathroom to keep him away from women.

• 🍅🧠 VRChat Tomato Allergy & Stress Seizure

  • Proximity Chat returns to VRChat, pelting a player who claims “phantom sense” and a severe tomato allergy.

  • Friends explain her brain remembers the touch/taste of tomatoes and can trigger swelling and seizures.

  • Virtual tomatoes cause her to meltdown, scream, and have a “seizure” while everyone panics in a fake-vegetable crisis.

  • Proximity recruits others to throw tomatoes, gets people banned, then reveals himself and is immediately banned again.

  • Tim plugs Proximity’s new video and promises a link in the show notes.

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