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US Public School is Not Bad—It’s A SCAM!
In this episode, Simone and Malcolm Collins dive deep into the surprising ways American public schools have started to resemble multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From endless fundraisers and donation drives to the rise of for-profit school photo companies and Scholastic book fairs, they explore how the focus has shifted from education to extracting money from parents and families.
They discuss the impact of teachers’ unions, the inefficiency of increased school spending, and the lack of accountability in the public school system. The conversation is filled with personal anecdotes, data, and a critical look at how school choice and alternative education models could offer a solution.
If you’ve ever wondered why your child comes home talking more about selling popcorn than what they learned in class, or if you’re frustrated by the constant fundraising requests, this episode is for you.
Finally, here’s today’s episode outline, as Simone did this one! The transcript can be found at the end.
Episode Outline: Schools Are MLMs Now - We Are In Full-On Idiocracy Already
The Gist
* The only thing our son talks about with regard to his school experience is fundraisers and donations
* This week—THIS WEEK ALONE—we have been repeatedly hammered about THREE THINGS:
* Picture day (retakes)
* Donating candy for decorating gingerbread houses, BECAUSE THEY CANCELLED THE ONE FIELD TRIP OF THE YEAR
* Participating in a readathon fundraiser
This comes at a time when it is more clear than ever that US public schools are failing:
* Trening on X: A University of California, San Diego report shows placements into remedial math courses jumped from 32 students in 2020 to 921 in 2025, or 11.8% of freshmen. Despite high school GPAs averaging 3.74 and many claiming calculus experience, placement tests revealed gaps in basics like fractions and word problems, with weak links to transcripts. Factors include COVID learning losses, test-free admissions since 2021, and more students from under-resourced schools; outcomes are poor, with high failure rates in calculus and fewer engineering degrees.
* Peter Meijer puts it well: In just a decade, education activists in the US managed to set back student outcomes by 50 years, an impressive accomplishment rivaled only by the Taliban’s takeover in Afghanistan.
Schools Have Become MLMs
Schools Are Being Used to Shill Private Companies’ Products
There’s a Great Planet Money episode titled “The secret world behind school fundraisers and turning kids into salespeople”
Here’s a summary of the NPR Planet Money episode, “Why do schools in the U.S. rely on kids to raise money?”:
* The podcast addresses the open secret that school fundraisers are a staple in American education.
* It talks about how students are often incentivized to sell products (like popcorn, chocolate, wrapping paper) with the promise of prizes—sometimes extravagant ones, but usually less valuable than the effort required.
* SC personal memories selling See’s Candies and wrapping paper
* The episode follows Villacorta Elementary in La Puente, California, showing how fundraising is needed for things not covered by the official budget—especially field trips. The PTA plays a central, tireless role in organizing these efforts.
* While schools receive substantial funding per student (mostly spent on salaries and basic operations), Principals have limited discretionary funds. Budget rules often restrict spending, making PTA-raised money especially valuable because it’s unrestricted
* [NOT MENTIONED IN THE EPISODE: This spending is functionally restricted, if not technically r
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