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This week on The Snark Side, we’re recapping the full season (except the weddings and reunion) of Love Is Blind: France—a dating experiment that promised romance in the pods but delivered emotional whiplash, missed red flags, and enough awkward silences to fill the Louvre. Jay’s outraged by the ghosting epidemic, Danielle’s exhausted from emotionally parenting half the cast, and we’re both wondering if anyone actually liked each other. From Luc’s commitment-phobic villain arc to Maxime’s Olympic-level dodging of accountability, to Anna’s mascara-streaked journey of self-worth, this season gave drama, denial, and designer fits with zero follow-through. The weddings ranged from sweet to cinematic heartbreak, the reunion was a subtitled fever dream, and through it all, one thing became clear: love might be blind, but the ick is fluent in French.