Episode Details

ACT 1: DEREK’S SIDE

Guest: Derek (the dater)

• Host introduces Derek.
• Derek explains:
• He took Tori to P.F. Chang’s.
• Everything went great — good food, nice talk, walked her to her door.
• He hasn’t heard from her since.
• “I was a complete gentleman — nothing weird happened.”
• Hosts express curiosity and sympathy.
• Tease that Tori is on hold and ready to tell her side.

ACT 2: TORI’S SIDE

Guest: Tori (the date)

• Hosts bring Tori on.
• Tori hesitantly joins (“I can’t believe I’m doing this”).
• She explains:
• Date was great until the end.
• As they were walking out, holding hands, Derek blew snot out of his nose onto the ground.
• “No tissue. Just plugged one nostril and fired.”
• Hosts react with a mix of shock and humor (“Oh no, no, no, no, no!”).
• Tori continues:
• Derek laughed afterward.
• Tried to hold her hand again.
• She was totally turned off.
• Hosts summarize:

“So you ghosted him… because of the farmer’s blow.”

Tori: “Yes. 100%.”

ACT 3: CONFRONTATION

Guests: Derek & Tori together

• Derek rejoins the call.
• Hosts recap what Tori said.
• Derek defends himself:
• “That’s ridiculous! It’s just a farmer’s blow.”
• “Athletes do it all the time — football, baseball, soccer!”
• Tori fires back:
• “That’s disgusting. Especially on a first date.”
• Hosts mediate, adding humor:
• “We’re calling this ‘Snotgate 2025.’”
• Attempt at reconciliation:
• Host asks if Tori would give him another chance.
• Tori: “Absolutely not.”
• Derek: “I don’t want to date someone intolerant.”
• Hosts wrap up the call: “Well, looks like we won’t have a second date here.”

ACT 4: HOSTS’ REACTION & DEBRIEF

• Hosts react to what just happened:
• “Why do guys have to be so gross at the worst times?”
• “Who does a snot rocket while holding hands?!”
• Brief debate:
• Host 1: “Maybe his nose was running!”
• Host 2: “He could’ve gone back inside for a tissue!”
• Add humor and relatable commentary:
• “Imagine a toddler stepping in that later — that’s nightmare fuel.”
• Wrap up with a moral or takeaway:

“Word to the wise: keep your farmer’s blows for the field, not your first date.”

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