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Lucky Charms Gave Me Man Boobs
2+ hours of unhinged truth bombs with Opie, Ron the Waiter & first-time guest Tony P. From a mid-show dog-shit emergency to RFK Jr. sprinting from the Oval Office, nothing is off-limits.
THE RUNDOWN
- Dog drops a deuce → Tony P vanishes for cleanup
- U.S. bread, milk & Skittles banned in Europe (yoga-mat chemical, pus, titanium dioxide)
- Breakfast cereal → ADHD epidemic; Tony P: “Lucky Charms gave me B-cups”
- Chicken so fake it needs artificial chicken flavor in labs
- Hormones in poultry → girls hit puberty 5 years early
- 3D-printed burgers, Bill Gates’ lab meat banned overseas
- Oreos that survive blowtorches; McDonald’s burgers that never rot
- Farm salmon swimming in penicillin & mercury
- Epic NYC bagel orders: everything toasted, capers pressed, lox thick
- Kids can’t strike matches but 3D-print fidgets
- Tony P to Trump in Atlantic City: “Go f*ck yourself, give me my money”
- RFK Jr. bolts when guy collapses near Trump (“two uncles down, any commotion = exit”)
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