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Smack My Witch Up Part 2 of Spooktacular 2025
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Show Notes Episode 510: “Smack My Witch Up”
Part Two of Spooktacular 2025
This week Host Dave Bledsoe got drunk and lost in a Haunted Corn Maze and terrified an entire Church Group when he stumbled out without any pants. (Again) On the show this week the Spooktacular takes us to witch panics and trials throughout history. (Modern included)
Along the way we learn Dave considered himself a victim of witch hunt because he was accused of trying to sleep with college age women. (Which he was definitely doing.) Then we move right into the Protestant Reformation, which reformed Europe into a WHOLE bunch of brutality wars. (Not that they needed an excuse.) Then we dig into how random old women with skin conditions were accused of sexual liaisons with demons all over Europe and America. (Warts are a demon turn on) We turn to the colonies to learn how and why Salem was a hot bed of witch activity and why it stopped. (Religion and Money. Spoiler alert.) Finally we examine the status of witch hunts today.
Our Sponsor this week is Turgidson and Smythe, Barristers of Witches, for not every hag is, in truth, a witch. We open the show with a visit from the Witchfinder and close with The Gitarinet Duo who are disciplinarians.
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Citations Needed:
Witchcraft and the Reformation
https://tudorblogger.com/2013/05/02/witchcraft-and-the-reformation-2/
Wikipedia: Witch Hunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_hunt
The ‘Malleus Maleficarum’: Ancient book offers ways to identify a witch
A brief and true narrative of some remarkable passages relating to sundry persons afflicted by witchcraft at Salem village, which happened from the nineteenth of March