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This woman claims her work is really important but then in the same breath admits that her job is silly, because she charges up to THIRTY thousand dollars to name people's babies. The twist is that Taylor Humphrey, professional baby namer, shouldn't feel shame... it's the people who think they need to spend thousands to name their child. Humphrey was named after 1980's soap opera actress Taylor Miller. Her parents paid zero dollars to do that, and, it's a pretty name. I'll cut you a deal, you're reading this and you were going to spend money on naming your baby, I'll do it for 1/2 price. I won't even make you feel shame for that. Everyone paying full price though... you should feel shame, shame, shame.