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The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

Published 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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On Today's Show:

  • Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had Enough
    Domestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”

  • Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads

    • Adam & Eve: code FREAK

    • Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)

  • POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025

    • TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.

  • Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed

    • “My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”

    • Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play.

  • Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition)

    • Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword, a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings; plea deal to testify against Isaac.

  • Game: Drugged or Electrocuted

    • Audio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”).

  • Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State)

    • JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?”

    • Dr. D: “Pyramids on Mars.

    • Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar.

    • Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV.

  • News Quickies

    • Florida: Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery.

    • UK: Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation, lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn; jailed.

  • Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy)

    • 2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.

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