Episode Details

‘Dolly, why so many tears?’
‘It’s Archibald. He’s always written the sweetest letters to me, but in this letter, he’s called me the Queen of Garbage! How could he?’
‘Let me see the letter.’
‘No, Dolly—he’s called you the Queen of Garbists... garbists.’
‘Garbist? I’ll give him “gabist” next time I see him!’

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