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King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

Published 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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🎙️ On Today’s Episode:

  • Tip Rage: Tim breaks down tipping culture run amok, from fast-casual counter service to smoothie apps demanding gratuities for handing you your own order.

  • Dasher Corey’s Downfall: A pizza delivery caught on a Ring cam ends with “fuck you” and a lost job.

  • Scott Wolf Family Meltdown: The Party of Five star’s messy divorce, custody battle, and TikTok chaos courtesy of his ex-wife.

  • Valentina Gomez Returns: The far-right flamethrower queen is back with Quran-burning theatrics and political ambitions.

  • Meade Watch: Skelton mysteriously deletes videos, admits Trump isn’t his father (probably), and backtracks on his weight-loss progress.

  • Norma Lee’s Hidden Hits: From “Hannah Banana” to “Ask Jesus” and “I Am Not a Douchebag,” Tim uncovers more offbeat musical treasures.

  • Sex & Produce: Russian woman hospitalized after a king cucumber mishap. Tim dives into cucumber science (burpless varieties!) and the joys of flared bases.

  • Florida Man Love Gone Wrong: Porn-watching mid-sex sparks an argument, leading to a headbutt and felony charges.

  • Mouthy Broad deep-dives into Lori Vallow/Daybell’s cult killings.

  • Freak nostalgia: Old-school DV episodes were fast-paced—should Tim bring back the classic intro music?

  • Rage triggers: mechanical keyboards and crinkly Sun Chips bags.

  • A listener accidentally uses DV to get attention from a passing white woman.

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