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Dee Stuck In The Bathroom In Mississippi with no Lights
Published 6 months, 1 week ago
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TODAY on the show we started off with THE ROLL CALL, BABYYYY! We alo got into plant talk and farmers market discussions. Dee talked about young people and sports and cried on air. He also officially gave up on one of his favorite fast food restaurants. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Terry brought up a lot of "hypothetical" situations and we each took our turns answering. Dee also got into his dream of wanting the Lex & Terry Show to be inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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When I was at that damn
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Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god
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And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing
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No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic
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Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole
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Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet
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We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list
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But this is the bottom
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I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize
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It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still
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pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here
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And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face
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I'm in here
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My wife I signed in the car
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You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob
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Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move
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Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here
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See all right in front of you
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I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just
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Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah
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And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said
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You know what it had to happen to you
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Yes!
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Oh, good!
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When I was at that damn
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Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god
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And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing
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No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic
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Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole
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Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet
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We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list
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But this is the bottom
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I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize
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It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still
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pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here
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And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face
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I'm in here
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My wife I signed in the car
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You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob
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Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move
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Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here
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See all right in front of you
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I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just
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Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah
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And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said
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You know what it had to happen to you
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Yes!
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Oh, good!