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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Who woulda guessed? Cities cited by Trump as candidates for National Guard anti-crime deployment see a fall in crime and a surge in police recruiting. There has not been a single homicide in D.C. since the troops arrived. Seems people like them some "law and order" (BOOOONNNNNG) The latest city to get the eye from Trump is Baltimore. You know, the city where virtually none of its kids can pass a reading or math test? "The Wire" is must-see for what Baltimore is like. Meanwhile, back in D.C., Jeff Childers, who won't immediately discard any conspiracy hypothesis---cuz most of them come true---notes that the new Trumpian move to have military officers involved in D.C. criminal cases (Cuz, you know, he "fired so many DemoKKKrat analtoenails) does NOT mean . . . tribunals. Not yet. But it does mean no more sweetheart deals from the criminals, and no more endless delays of court dates. So, again, no tribunals . . . just yet. Hoax News Media is freaking out.

2) Sorta like Cankles should be charged, the FBI is going to charge "The Moustache" John Bolton with selling classified stuff from his Ebay-email. Just kidding about E-bay. He doesn't want to pay the fees. As Jeff Childers recalls, there was never screaming by the Hoax News media about "excessive fines" or disproportionate justice when it came to Trump and the now-defunct civil fraud case. Oh, noooo Mr. Bill. That only works when the DOJ is going after Bolton, who is dirtier than a Philly Eagles referee. But hold on Jeff: we now know that basically the FBI, DOJ, and Office of National Intelligence not only think Bolton was selling secrets, but that he got at least one "classification" changed while doing so with the help of . . . wait for it . . . John Brennanski Brennan and James ("The Clap") Clapper. Might we think they will be next? If so, then I'm gonna run screaming through the saguaros in joy!

3) Folks, they are starting to get it. Now the NYSlimes runs a terror piece on how the census and redistricting could shift control even further from the DemoKKKrats. Thank God, they STILL aren't digging deep enough to figure out that deportat