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Back to Podcast EpisodesMSM 671: The Best Warnings Ever!
Summary:
Shawn and Troy talk about ISTE, accents, and more. Dave has some Real-World Problems.
Jokes:
Once you get past my sense of humor, intelligence, charm, and good looks, ONLY my modesty will stand out.
Planning to take up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
I got a job organizing opera singers in northern New England. I’m the aria manager.
Sometimes it would take my entire 8-hour shift to get nothing accomplished.
Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people.
- Never gets old
I think the sailor was a little in to into sweeping the deck.
- He went overboard.
I used to work for autocorrect until they fired me for no raisin.
Why are button-controlled remotes better than voice command?
- It goes without saying.
I had a thought…
- Then poor little thing died a lonely death.
My sock collection is by far the best.
- It is simply unmatched.
Why don’t vampires bet on horses?
- They can’t handle the stakes.
“Have you seen the dog bowl?”
- “I didn’t know he could.”
The fear of long words is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. The 36-letter word was first used in the first century BCE to criticize writers with an unreasonable penchant for long words.
Middle School Science Minute
by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)
Published on 1 month ago