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American Cognitive Decline: It's Bipartisan
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On this week’s False Flag Weekly News I experienced a sign of cognitive decline: “sudden shouting.”
My outbursts of “sudden shouting,” also known as ranting, were occasioned by astonishment and anger at the audacity of the “Trump shooting” hoax and the gullibility of those who believe it. We have seen some bad magic tricks before—pathetic efforts to convince us that Oswald shot Kennedy from the Book Depository with the world’s worst rifle, or that the Twin Towers and Building 7 blew up due to modest office fires—but the claim that Trump was shot in the ear may be the most hilariously ludicrous history-steering hoax ever.
As I wrote a few days ago, if Trump had gotten his bloody 7/13 coronation PR stunt through sheer luck, he would have defied odds equivalent to winning the lottery. What are the odds that the first-ever amateur to attempt to shoot Trump at a rally would manage to squeeze off any bullets? Maybe 1 in 1000 at best. Normally, security would nail him long before he could shoot.
And if the lone nut defied those odds and somehow managed to bring a weapon to within a kilometer or two of a rally, what are the chances that his bullets would travel anywhere near Trump? Essentially zero, if the Secret Service were doing its job.
But let’s say our first-ever lone nut Trump rally gunman managed to defy all those odds and somehow took a few shots at Trump from a viable sniper’s perch about 500 feet away, as Thomas Matthew Crooks allegedly did, thanks to hilariously unbelievable “Secret Service incompetence.” What are the odds that he would manage to “graze Trump’s ear” in such a way as to create blood for the photo op, without doing any serious damage? If this story were true, which it obviously isn’t, never in all of human history has an ostensible shooting victim been luckier to have been shot in the head.
Crooks didn’t manage to blow Trump’s brains out, but the fabulators who concocted this ridiculous story sure did manage to blow America’s brains out. They must be rolling on the floor laughing with dupers’ delight as they feed us hilariously fake “evidence” that the shooting was real.
Consider the “magic bullet” photo op. The original “magic bullet”—the one that allegedly passed through John F. Kennedy and John Connolly several times, stopping occasionally to make sharp turns, before materializing perfectly intact on a stretcher—is a national joke. But at least the JFK assassination magic bullet didn’t pose for a photo op! The “Trump ear shot” magic bullet, which obviously never existed, felt the need to offer risible proof of its alleged existence by allowing itself to be photographed. Another miracle! Without that photo, there would be no evidence that any actual bullet came close to Trump. (The odds that a photographer would succeed in catching a shot like that are once again in win-the-lottery territory; the photo has been called “a one in a million shot” but the real odds are probably considerably lower.)
And if you thought the “Trump earshot magic bullet” was