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Holocaust Survivors for Genocide
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What was a Holocaust survivor doing at a pro-genocide demonstration? That was one of the questions raised by media reports out of Boulder, Colorado last week. According to those reports, a Jewish-Zionist “return the hostages” demonstration—meaning a thinly-disguised celebration of Israel’s genocidal slaughter of tens or hundreds of thousands of Gazaoui women and children—was attacked by a man wielding a flame-thrower and molotov cocktails. And then the Jews hit PR gold. As it turned out, an alleged “Holocaust survivor” whose initials fortuitously happen to be B.S., was, as the headlines put it, “Burned in Boulder.”
Burned, as in completely incinerated? She doesn’t look injured in interviews. Does this woman carry a genetic trait allowing complete recuperation from severe burns, even out-and-out cremation, to the point that she survived total immolation twice, the first time after being “burned in Auschwitz” and the second after being “burned in Boulder”? I quickly cranked out a four-paragraph satire:
Genocide-Supporting Holocaust Survivor Re-Incinerated in Boulder Attack
An unidentified pro-genocide Holocaust (TM) survivor was re-incinerated Sunday in Boulder, Colorado by an anti-genocide activist. According to a report from ABC News that is nearly impossible to satirize, the Holocaust (TM) survivor underwent a horrific experience during World War II: He was gassed to death, buried in swamp alongside millions of other bodies, then dug up, cremated, and re-buried alongside the millions of other waterlogged cremated bodies in a mass grave that has never been located.
After surviving such a horrific experience, Jewish groups claim, it seems deeply unfair that this poor schmuck should once again be incinerated, this time while participating in a pro-genocide demonstration.
“People who attack pro-genocide demonstrations are evil terrorists,” wrote Leo Terrel of the Justice Department’s Antisemitism Task Force. “Imagine a German attacking a ‘gas the Jews’ demonstration in Berlin in 1943! Would Hitler have put up with that? I don’t think so! And neither will we! Sig heil!”
The Anti-Defamation League says it plans to bury the Holocaust (TM) survivor in a swamp, let the corpse soak for a year or two, and then dig it up and cremate it—a process that should enable the poor twice-incinerated schmuck to survive and collect lavish reparations for another 80 years.
A few days later, the “burned Holocaust survivor” was identified as a certain Barbara Steinmetz, whose presumably well-off family traveled extensively in the late 1930s and early 1940s, ostensibly to avoid political persecution based on ethnicity. Though a “Holocaust survivor” entitled to endless reparations from the goyim, she had never seen the inside of a concentration camp, much less a “gas chamber.”