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High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex - You Decide!
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ποΈ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret
ποΈ Monday, July 21st, 2025
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π₯ On Todayβs Show:
π Roofied by Red Bull β Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.
π§ Great Moments in Church Sermons β Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.
π€’ Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? β Meade's nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.
π§Έ Cop Finds Creepy Collection β A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls.
π·πΊ Moving to Russia for "Freedom" β American dad ditches U.S. over "LGBTQ indoctrination" and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front.
π³οΈβπ The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again β Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim's done being gay.
π Today's Show is Sponsored by:
Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he βcaught a case of the retard.β The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don't sue.
π₯ Featured Audio & Segments:
πΉ Meade Fit and Lean: Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?)
π© Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet: Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening.
π£οΈ Snatch Preacher Returns: A holy man obsessed with the word βsnatchβ helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia).
π Voicemails: Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton.
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The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition β now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring.
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