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There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree
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🗓 Today on the Show:
🎖 Meade Skelton: Dreams of fatherhood, fantasies of Trump paternity, and confusing “sugar daddy” with being gay.
📉 His livestream has dwindled to one sad viewer, but don’t worry—he’s still fighting the liberal war on styrofoam.
🐶 A man gets into a shouting match with a dog… and loses.
📞 A Florida senior calls 911 over 16,000 times. Turns out he just really hates his neighbors and possibly minorities.
🤖 AI vs. the Elderly: Can ChatGPT save the near-dead from scams and loneliness? We put it to the test.
🪵 Tree sex, cicadas, and a light-being titty rapper named Rebel.
🎢 King's Island gets overrun by bugs as screaming children try to enjoy roller coasters through a cicada apocalypse.
🎶 Plus: a Trump rally country-western ballad and some unhinged voicemails, including a tale of full-on dendrophilia.
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