Episode Details

It’s Santa’s Halloween No masks no bags Just a whole mess of mistakes He’s godawful Just a waste of flesh indeed Walk on tiptoes when he’s near Santa Claus Rip Van Winkle Terry Claus Christmas Witch Assassin Dwarf Reindeer Space Elves Pumpkinblood Santa’s blood is pumping Sweaty being in puffy clothes Making rules and building a team Of real buttholes Wants to ruin this special day Steal from goblins and ghouls and from all of you It’s Santa’s Halloween Santa Claus Rip Van Winkle Terry Claus Christmas Witch [Pumpkinblood] Not from the pole But a long dead star Reindeer pulling sled All near and far Left his dame at the homestead Still entranced Anticipate Everything Bag of tricks Wide open He going Pumpkinblood Is holding is holding And Santa's popping buttons Santa’s feeling frisky Thrice whipped yet feels no shame Gathering his arsenal Of real buttholes Wants to ruin this special day Steal from goblins and ghouls and from all of you It’s Santa’s Halloween Santa’s Halloween Santa Santa Santa’s Halloween Santa’s Halloween Santa Santa Santa’s Halloween Santa’s Halloween I said Santa’s Halloween I just said it's Santa’s Halloween Pumpkinblood's Halloween Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Pumpkinblood Santa’s barely legal Born in space and sniveling Hijacking sleighs and making pacts With real buttholes Wants to ruin this special day Steal from goblins and ghouls and from all of you It’s Santa’s Halloween Stephen Murphy - Drums, Guitar Nick Nunziata - Keys, Vocals John Makarewicz - Bass