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Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby
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On Today’s Show:
💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable?
🏁 The world's first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker.
🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is on display in the Netherlands. Safe sex, but make it baroque.
🚫 Idaho declares a truck nut emergency and bans novelty genitals from the backs of vehicles.
🐍 Man’s penis viciously attacked by a python lurking in his toilet. Because Thailand.
👮♀️ Plus: a woman begs for goldfish crackers and her Miranda rights while being arrested in her mom’s front yard.
🧠 Also in this episode:
Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series.
Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on their back catalog.
- We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You're welcome.
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Final Days For Sideshow Membership Deals!
00:51:12
Introduction
02:02:18
I'm Taylor Swifting My Worst Shows
06:26:02
The Eating Dog Shit Challenge Livestream Craptacular
12:15:22
The Cat Shit Mukbang Livestream
18:43:12
Footage From The Wold's First Sperm Race
22:06:15
Accidentally Barred From Entering Your Mom's House
27:29:09
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
29:27:05
Historical Condom On Display
34:33:21
The War On Truck Nuts Has Begun
38:51:21
Python Attached To The Tip Of A Penis
42:38:20
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