Episode Details

Donald Trump once again gets out his pardon pen to exonerate grifters of all manifestations. Oh, and potentially some stochastic terrorists. They don’t need better infrastructure, but Texas sure needs a law to make sure that the Ten Commandments are posted in every Lone Star classroom. A couple hikers strike gold in Europe. For real. Does your college degree suck? Probably. How long do sperm live? I’m sure you’ve always wondered. RFK Jr. is making sure that Americans can’t get vaccines, and that sure sounds like he’s making America heathy again. (Sarcasm font.) Trump is using his stupide Golden Dome to shake down Canada again and they’re not having it. Oh, and new research shows that Americans swear the most. No shit?