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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) The Saudis gave President Trump a fighter jet escort all the way into the country. He made a speech for the ages, reminiscent of his first inaugural, saying that intervention and global chowdernuggets had not done anything for the region, but that Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and others had built all the stuff themselves. Trump tore into nation-builders and do-gooders. It was a complete reset of WORLD policy, not just Middle East policy. And no fist bumps---which was a sign of disrespect to Rutabaga. In the meantime, Trump lifted sanctions on Syria.

2) Goooooood. James Carville, like the guys at "Liberal Patriot," still don't get it. Serpenthead thinks DemoKKKrats have to change the way they talk---NOT WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT---and Liberal Patriot is back on the "better manage cities" solution for DemoKKKrats. Meanwhile, the war is on over whether to blame Rutabaga or Cackles for Trump kicking their asses in 2024. Jake (Fakey) Tapper wants to pretend that the reality of Rutabaga's dementia was hidden from him. Others say trying to blame the Demented Pervert is a cop out. Blame Cackles instead. Never their idiotic and demonic policies, though! And this DemoKKKrat whines that "nobody fears us." Actually, there chuddlebucket, EVERYBODY fears you. That's why you guys can't get elected. Pollster Mark Pen said the DemoKKkrats are a "defeated party in the wilderness." Well, let's hope it's the Kalahari, and there's no water. And quietly the House stomped on the Trump impeachment push. Karens hardest hit.

3) The glacially-moving House Ways & Means committee advanced the (mostly) Trump "big beautiful tax bill."

4) Speaking of brain dead, do you remember when Fetterman Massacre, the Human Ox really WAS "brain dead" after his stroke---but the DemoKKKrats said he was sharp as a tack. Just fine. Til now . . . now they are putting out stories through Mark Halperin that he is not mentally fit.

5) Good. Tulsi Gabbard fired Mike Collins, Trump hater.

6) President Trump is at 52% approval in NV.

7) Lawyer