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AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch
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On Today’s Program:
🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the "Pretzel Man" in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots.
🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It's horrifyingly honest.
🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps: AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow... and it’s somehow becoming a porn niche. Tim investigates this disturbingly popular new kink.
💦 Jock Itch Saga: The OnlyFans Chapter: TikToker "Joe" shares a crusty update on his 20-year groin rash, now monetized through adult content. Spoiler: it's still itchy, and he's not that well-endowed.
🍟 Drive-Thru Meltdown: A McDonald’s parking lot freakout ends in racism, fraud, and viral justice. One loudmouth loses her job at Bud’s Lounge — and not just because of her taste in chicken nuggets.
🍧 Fifth Grade Fireball: A Texas mom is arrested for spiking a school Christmas party with alcoholic Jell-O shots. Several kids puked. One kid reportedly saw God.
💰 Florida Powerball Winner Kicks Cop in Face: A white trash Cinderella story — 167 million dollars and still fighting at the Tradewinds bar. Jail time was inevitable.
✈️ RFK Jr. vs. Chemtrails: The new HHS Secretary goes full tinfoil on Dr. Phil Primetime, vowing to crack down on the CIA’s invisible piss-cloud agenda.
Also On the Show:
Tim reminisces about his rage toward slow-turning elderly drivers.
An audio tribute to old ladies lighting themselves on fire.
Listeners weigh in on emoji hair politics, Quarantine Poon, and David Allan Coe’s jailbait aesthetic.
Voicemail Line:
📞 206-666-4463 (“Oh God, that's…” you know the rest)
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00:00:00
Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction
02:55:20
An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer
10:36:24
The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome
15:36:12
Super Jock Itch Continues
20:48:09
Showdown At McDonalds
27:41:04
Sign Up For The Sideshow
29:24:22
Doing Jello Shots At The Elementary School Christmas Party
34:10:18
America's Newest Millionaire Is Straight Up Trash
40:19:04
RFK Jr. Is Tackling Chemtrails
46:43:18
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending