Episode Details

Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that'll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show:

• Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the name of Jesus!

• HungerFF vs. The Shower Shot – America’s most ambitious fisting enthusiast lands in the ER after a tragic butt blowout. His new podcast “Brolapse” reveals all.

• Interstate Apple Fritter Disaster – An Ohio man sacrifices public safety to save a donut. We can’t even be mad.

• Fake Security Guy Jerk-Off Show – A pretend transit cop gets his rocks off in Miami. Police are not amused.

• Loyalty Tests Are the New Cheating – Why trust your partner when you can pay a hot stranger to try to seduce them?

Plus:
🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and terrariums.
💡 The lighting obsession continues—lava lamps, the Glorb, and a dangerous desire for the legendary Colossus.
📞 Tim roleplays as a horny grandma on a phone sex line. Things get grotesquely romantic.
🧼 One man's rectal hygiene routine goes so wrong it ends in surgery, a stoma, and a psych hold—but he’s still determined to take fists again someday.

Time Stamps:

00:00:00

 Introduction

02:41:05

 I Have No Design Sense And A Tacky Style

06:12:14

 My Childhood Trailer Was Bought Brand New With A Theme

12:14:13

 Did My Dad Have An Affair With A Spanish Broad?

15:43:10

 Let Me Bless Your Rectum, Colon, And Intestines

19:22:00

 A Fisting Ethusiast Popped His Pooper And Lost Some Of His Intestine

28:22:00

 Support This Stupidity!

30:13:15

 Donut Slip Causes Multi Car Crash

34:08:03

 Imposter Security Guard Rubs One Out

37:08:09

 Hiring Internet Sluts To Determine If Your Spouse Would Cheat

42:56:24

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