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They say new York drinking water is some of the cleanest— don't buy it!

I saw a billboard that said 8 glasses of tap water will prevent a heart attack.

That's because it already has so much asprin in it!

Yooo! Don't drink that!

“Some of the cleanest drinking water in the country”

Then what the fuck is in the tap water in the rest of the country?!

New York tap water ain't right! It's not.

Even my brita filter is like

“Well, I'll do my best”

But it doesn't.

I drink tap water out the brita filter and I'm still like

“Well geez, I'm sleepy”

Fuck that.

I moved to New York and had to double triple my budget for water.

“New York tap water is “potable”

What doe ther even mean.

Notice it's not the word “safe” or “healthy” or “clean”

It's “potable”

Which means—

It passes for people we don't really consider people anyway.

If you can't afford a real clean water then you deserve whatever's in this mess here—

“It's potable”

Don't trust that. This is coming from the same government that tried to tell us ketchup was a vegetable.

KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE = NEW YORK DRINKING WATER IS SAFE TO DRINK.

THIS IS THE SAME LIE.

TRANSACRIPT:

(Uncorrected, cause this is a lot of words.)

We'll see how bad it gets. Good morning Krusty crew! you guys are Kusty crew now. I'm sure at least a few of you listeners are Krusty, like my morning voice. Hello. This episode is brought to you by Amazon. I'm just kidding. They're not paying me. However, I always have like a particular difficulty, like retrieving my Amazon fresh order, and I'm pretty sure so that it's it's so that I can come back on here and be like,Yo, okay, like what the fuck is up with Amazon? And allthough I don't think they need advertising. I haven't seen an actual television and like years, but I've never seen a commercial for Amazon. I've never seen a commercial like they don't need it. They fucking totally cornered the market on every fucking thing you need. Everything. like to the point that some people are like specifically like anti-amazon, which I don't know, I think I want to pride myself on being anti-amon for a while, but really Amazon was like anti-me. They're like your identity. You're sketchy. Now, who are you? I like I couldn't I couldn't Amazon for the longest time and it caused me the greatest difficulty in my life. I was literally paying like more for everything that I needed period. There was no like there was no finagling. I just love finagling. I don't know why. There't there was no getting around it. Like I couldn't just like oh, like here's a here's a fucking alternative to Abbott, there's no alternatives. Like I found companies in the process of doing that that I do like, but like I still have to revert back to Amazon because like most of those companies are like really good, like sustainable companies and like organic companies and like even small businesses, but at the same time, because they are those things, they cost me more and so it's like I can't afford like not to do this anyway. what's going on? We get an episode today. Well, we get we get an episode. We according to this Amazon hall, by the way took two days, like I thought that I was making an order because I was well, here here it is. It's like this was my equivalent for like drunk ordering anything. I don't drink. But if there, you know, if there's like a close, you know, like, I don't know. I don't think I could actually manage to my indigenous heritage kind of grants me like a certain functionality when drinking, although there's like a level. There's like a lim