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We know you opened it.

I didn't.

We know it was you.

No.

Stop lying.

I didn't opened it.

We already know.

I couldn't have opened it. I'm not black!

*.* -_- >< (squinting extra hard)

—you don't have to be black to open the portal.

Oh.

“Oh?”

Well then.

(Extra super squinty squints)

Why are you all black.

Uh.

What.

Srsyly?

Because— it's a.

Is it a club?

It's more of a—

Like a cult—

Well…

That's ok. No judgement.

It's not really a—

Is this all of you?

Yeah, but—

That seems kind of exclusive.

Huh.

That seems racist.

What.

I'm just saying it. I'm— saying it. It seems.

Look, we're a sect [of]

That seems culty.

No, it's, I mean—

So I was right.

Huh!

What!

Seriously!

I'm just saying.

Look—

—it seems racist.

It's not—

I'm saying it.

Why did you open the portal.

What PORTAL.

UGH.

You know what. Fuck this.

Watch your mouth! Were on television.

Not at the moment— speaking of which.

11:30, ok?

That seems late.

11:30 sharp, you got that?!

What is this ritual.

Saturday! 11:30, sharp!

It might have been something like around that time when I just so happened to—

—oh look, a portal.

{Enter The Multiverse}

We had a fight

He called me a bitch

I picked the knife up;

He already hit me

It wasn't gon happen again

I lost my mind

I picked up the knife

I pointed it at him

He lost a life

But it could have been

Life in prison

If I was with him

So I skip Christmas

(Valentine's too

Now I go missing, saying

“Fuck Skrillex”

Learned my lessons way past school

It's cool though

Never really play the the rules

Don't wear jewles

No only fans no mistress

I just respect, but you neglect

To inspect my rights and m views

So

I pulled out the pen,

I made a name up

Did it again

No I don't need eraser

These ain't mistakes

Pen and paper

My weapons

Hoe

Everyone take a pencil, pass it back.

The cup of brand new number two pencils goes around the room, but by the time it gets to young SETH MEYERS, all of the pencils have run out. In the back corner of the classroom, he is the only one without a pencil.

What about me?

You can use this.

[THE TEACHER hands him a ballpoint pen.]

A pen?!

Mmhmm.

You want me to use a pen?

It appears so.

But— what if I make a mistake ?!

…don't.

His classmates sneer as young SETH flushes with anger and frustration.

{Enter The Multiverse: Legends}

“Revisions”

Saturdays are for the takings;

Light my candles, pray to 8H

I don't know just what I'm praying —

But these bills are needing paying;

Saturdays are for the taking.

Aha. Another medicine man.

Are you practicing.

Depends.

What's your ailment?

As if I needed to know

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