Episode Details

with: Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: finewaters.com

Content provided by Lemon.

Edited by Lemon.

As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie.

Music used:

1. Tom Waits - Cold Water
2. Princess Superstar - Wet! Wet! Wet!
3. Prince & The New Power Generation - Money Don't Matter 2 Nite
4. Merle Haggard - The Bottle Let Me Down