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第2082期: Lemon simulator

第2082期: Lemon simulator

Episode 498 Published 2 years, 1 month ago
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Okay, I think we should roll out of the window if we're gonna try and escape. Let's, let's get out of this apartment or this house completely.

好吧,我想如果我们想逃跑的话就应该滚出窗外。让我们,让我们彻底离开这个公寓或者这个房子。


So, I'm going to choose that as an option. The window is shut okay. Why did it give me that as an option when the window is shut?  Anyway, Let's, let's carry on, okay. You know what I'm gonna stay still, just blend in and see what happens.

所以,我将选择它作为一个选项。窗户关着就好。为什么当窗口关闭时它给我这个选项?无论如何,让我们继续吧,好吧。你知道我会保持静止,只是融入其中,看看会发生什么。


It says you were half right, Someone comes but they cut you up and turn you into lemon juice. Bad luck, oh, right, I suppose that means I'm dead already, already dead. But cut you up, cut you into pieces and then turn me into lemon juice.

它说你只对了一半,有人来了,但他们把你切成了柠檬汁。运气不好,哦,对了,我想这意味着我已经死了,已经死了。但是把你切碎,把你切成碎片,然后把我变成柠檬汁。


All right, let's try again. I think we know now,  then what the right option is to, to, to it's, to roll off the counter. Let's roll off, roll off of the counter or roll off the counter. It says you roll onto the floor. Thank God.

好吧,我们再试一次。我想我们现在知道,正确的选择是什么,从柜台上滚下来。让我们滚下来,滚下柜台或滚下柜台。它说你滚到地板上。感谢上帝。


It was a soft landing before you have time to wonder why someone would use carpet in a kitchen. You hear footsteps, okay. So we rolled off the counter onto the floor but we didn't splat on the floor. Apparently, it was a soft landing because for some reason there's carpet on the floor. So, apparently, land on the floor, huh , carpet on the floor and then suddenly we hear footsteps.

在您有时间思考为什么有人会在厨房里使用地毯之前,这是一个软着陆。你听到脚步声了,好吧。所以我们从柜台上滚到地板上,但我们没有摔在地板上。显然,这是一次软着陆,因为出于某种原因,地板上铺着地毯。所以,显然,落在地板上,嗯,地毯落在地板上,然后突然我们听到脚步声。


so someone is coming. Why would there be carpet in the kitchen?I don't know, maybe, this is, maybe, this is in England where there's carpet everywhere. Although to be honest, I've never ever heard of carpet in a kitchen, but um

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