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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Obviously the biggest news has been President Trump's inauguration yesterday, which took place in the Capitol Rotunda. In his inaugural speech, he referenced a slew of Executive Orders, instantly undoing everything Rutabaga did and declaring a national emergency at the border and unleashing America's energy giant. He also said that it is the "official policy of the United States that there only two genders," male and female. He pledged to restore America's military as a real fighting force, to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, to reclaim the Panama Canal, and to plant the U.S. flag on Mars. Referring to his near-assassination, Trump said "I was saved by God to make America great again."

2) Even ABC reported Trump's speech by referring to a "golden age."

3) Rev. Lorenzo Sewell gave a benediction for the ages with his "Free At Last!" prayer.

4) In one of the most disturbing tweets ever, Kamala Harris told Doug Emhoff, her husband, that on January 20, 2025 he would be sleeping with the President of the United States. Does Melania know?

5) In a moment of high theater, at the Capitol One Rally afterwards, which was originally to have been a parade outside the Capitol but was moved for cold/security reasons, Trump took the unprecedented step of signing half a dozen executive orders in front of the 20,000 crowd, including pardoning all J6 Patriot Day prisoners except a handful, whose sentences were commuted. DemoKKKrats squealed, but couldn't squeal too loudly as the evil and despicable Rutabaga issued "preemptive" pardons to Dr. Fallacy, General Thoroughly Modern Milley, and the illicit J6 criminal committee, as well as his entire family.

6) Trump then returned to the White House before the three Inaugural Balls he attended, to sign almost 200 more executive orders, including ending censorship, banning further wind farm development on the coasts, releasing America's energy with new leases, calling the cartels "foreign terrorist organizations," sealing the border, requiring all gubment workers return to the office, and yanking the security clearances of the traitorous 51 intel agents who lied about the Hunter Biden laptop. An incredible tour de force, leaving people to wonder, if Day 1/2 was this good, how can we have even more winning for the next 1,400+ days? Well,