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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) In truly wonderful news, Smarmy Christopher Wray, the head of the FascistBI, will resign with the end of the Rutabaga administration, paving the way for Kash Patel. As Led Zeppelin sang, "A change is gonna come." Oh, and the FascistBI front group "Patriot Front" disbanded. Gee, why? Maybe cause with Trump, all the FBI interns are out of work? Oh, and speaking of the FascistBI, a new IG report says that the Fibbies had 29 agitators at the Capitol in Patriot Day, Jan 6.

2) President Trump was named Time's man of the year.

3) Rutabaga, handing out commutations and pardons like they were Ukraine dollars, commuted nearly 1,500 sentences. The evil disgusting phlegm-probe also is selling off parts of the border wall at auction in an attempt to slow down President Trump's effort to secure the border. Won't work: Texas is going to buy them and return them to Trump. And Rutabaga's SEC is harassing Elon Musk with a "settlement demand" regarding his sale of Tesla stock to purchase Twitter. These people cannot be introduced to the gallows soon enough. 
 

4) Boast 'n' Bragg in the New York "Hush Money" Trial is backpedaling, now suggesting a Trump sentence that involves no jail. Keep backpedaling, Boast. Pretty soon you'll get to dismissal. And Daniel Penny's lawyers are looking into a case against Boast 'n' Bragg for malicious prosecution.

5) The Pentagram, er, Pentagon insists that the drones over New Jersey were not from an Iranian ship, but then can't (or won't) say who they belong to. However, a heat map shows 3,000 drones over NJ.