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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Trump, Musk, Ramaswamy rally conservative House members to kill the pork-laden (and bad law-laden) House bill. Good. The Johnsonites and the DemoKKKrats failed in their attempt to shield Liz "Clusterbomb" Cheney from prosecution. Salon is very concerned. By the way, the defunct bill had $8 billion to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge. Wait. That was destroyed by private error. Where is the insurance company?

2) Now for the bad news. The increasingly irrelevant House rejected the Trump-backed replacement bill that was only 10% the size of the previously-rejected monster. As I wrote a couple of years agoi, the House has made itself irrelevant by failing repeatedly in its number 1 duty, producing a budget. Hoaxified impeachments under Botoxic only accelerated its irrelevance.

3) Now the Uber CEO is dumping $1m into Trump's inauguration festivities. Sorry folks, it will NOT buy you access or favors.

4) Police recovered a large drone on a sidewalk near the Brooklyn Navy Yard, apparently from a "clean energy" company close by.

5) Senator Eric Schmitt blocked a bill to "Trump-proof" Washington, esp. the federal workforce.

6) Florida is trying to investigate would-be Trump assassin Ryan "Baby" Routh but the feds are doing what they can to block it.

7) Chicago's walking Spooge of a Mayor, Brandon Johnson, has just a 15% approval rating. So how does he get elected?

8) Speaking of useless politicians, Rutabaga's mental decline "accelerated" two years into his presidency according to one administration insider. Yeah, but he's always been a petty, evil, nasty little snotpocket. The Wall Street Journal provides confirmation of what I've said all along. Obama was not running Rutabaga. Rather, a close knit group of cabals, who had very limited access to him, were running the country.

9) In a speech Zero basically admitted that