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IN POLITICAL NEWS

I 1) In the most important news of the day, President Trump and Stephen Miller reviewed over 100 executive orders including numerous border control plans.

2) The funeral of Jimmy Carter saw Barack Obama and President Trump chatting it up and joking while Cackles looks straight ahead, deadpan. Traitor Tuppence offered Trump a limp handshake, but his wife refused to stand. And Rutabaga looked befuddled, as if saying, "What's in the box?"

3) In the so-called "hush money" trial of president Trump, the dicknipple judge Juan Merchan ordered an "unconditional discharge,' meaning no fine, no jail time, but Trump would still have the appellation of "felon" attached to his name. This will be appealed.

4) Really no surprise here, but a veteran reporter says Trump's CIA director pick, John Ratcliffe, will be a "day one" confirmation. Though solid, Ratcliffe is far closer to being a D.C. insider than most others.

5) Federal judge Aileen Cannon has blocked release of Count Dooku, Jack Smith's, "report" pending a ruling by an appeals court. Meanwhile, the Supes in their good cop bad cop routine, refused to halt Juan Merchan's sentencing tomorrow with Amy Coney Barret doing her best imitiation of Anthony Kennedy.

6) "We didn't start the fire," but Kollyfornia is facing unprecedented fires in Malibu, Palisades, and the Hollywood Hills: 30,000 acres are on fire, forcing nearly 180,000 told to evacuate. Estimates are that it will cost $135 to $150 billion to rebuild. Because of "Unknown unknowns" as Donald Rumsfeld used to say, likley the total cost will be much higher. And, as John Leake notes, like Lahaina, Kollyfornia was warned about this in 2018. In this months-old video, Trump correctly explained why Kollyfornia has a water problem. LA complains about a lack of firefighters after firing hundreds who wouldn't take the China Virus vax. Oh, and the brilliant Rutabaga said that they cut the power so that downed power lines wouldn't start more fires and that's why there was no power for the