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French Pronatalists Accused of Stealing African ___ & Hiding them in Vaults Under Versailles
This episode delves into a strange and alarming conspiracy theory involving French intelligence and African men's penises. The video covers the cultural phenomenon of penis theft fears, exploring historical and modern accounts from Africa, Asia, and even Europe. Various anecdotes and scholarly work are reviewed, blending serious investigation with the absurdity of the claims. The narrative unfolds with humor, shock, and deep cultural insights, leading to a broader discussion on societal and medical interpretations of such unique fears.
Simone Collins: [00:00:00] french intelligence services, for example, Filled with neo colonial hatred and envy of Africans are now using secret nanotechnology innovations to steal penises from African men in order to reverse the extinction of Europeans unwilling to bear children.
And no matter how crazy you may think this is. The reality is even more terrifying.
Malcolm Collins: this is like cultural difference here. Even if I was certain, I woke up and I was certain that a ghost was trying to take my penis.
Huh. The last thing I would do is run out of the house screaming, my penis is shrinking, my penis is shrinking, dear god, my penis is shrinking. That would be the last thought in my mind. Run around. Beating a gong! Oh my god, my penis is freezing! And then! And then this is how I know this is a different culture.
Simone Collins: Okay.
Malcolm Collins: If I saw another man [00:01:00] running around beating a gong saying, dear God, my penis is shrinking. My last thought would be to run up and grab his penis along with another man and make loud noises to scare away a ghost,
Actually, I actually kind of like the idea of teaching them that like cultures we don't want them engaging with might try to steal their penises. Be like, hey, you gotta be really careful with this urban monoculture stuff. People with blue hair, steal penises. I
Simone Collins: mean, they do. Technically. So I'm okay with saying that.
Like, they
Malcolm Collins: actually, they actually do.
Simone Collins: They do steal penises
Would you like to know more?
Malcolm Collins: Simone. They've caught us. Oh no! The penis stealing! It's gone too far! We, we, we let our hands slip!
Damn it!
Simone Collins: Huh.
Malcolm Collins: I'll read this. This is a quote from a Scott Alexander piece, which I found pretty shocking. And we're going to go into this case in [00:02:00] detail, and then go over the history of penis stealing. Which is to say that the pronatalists are penis stealers now. Penis stealing, which update a French diplomat in the Central African Republic is accused of quote, having organized a vast penis theft operation in the country in quote more information here, which described a Q anon style conspiracy in which Western countries , concerned about falling birth rates are stealing African's penises in order to harvest hormones via nanotechnology.
BNN
Speaker 6: Yes, we got a full tank of dicks!
Simone Collins: If you have no technology, can't you just leave the penises on and then do the science inside
Malcolm Collins: the video? No, no, no, there's like reports that we're gonna read about of like trucks filled with penises. Okay. Driven out of the country. Wow. And people are like, I've seen it. I've seen the trucks. And it's all about The penis trucks!
What I love about this is it's all downstream of [00:03:00] fears about fertility rates as a country that isn't having those fears right now is being exposed to them and how are they reacting to them? They're like, Oh, people in Europe and America are freaking out about their fertility rate being too low.
They're coming
Published on 1 year ago