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Fascist Dem Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet (The Meltdown in Response to Trump's Victory)
Speaker 37: [00:00:00] Liberal women are already fantasizing about how they'll be, quote unquote, reduced to breeding machines under the glorious Trump Reich.
This seems like a fetish. They're into this. I don't know what to do. I might wake up tomorrow to no rights
Speaker 40: reduced to a berating machine.
Speaker 37: Oh, I hope a Republican strong man doesn't come and take me to the breeding pen.
Speaker 39: Yeah, it's
Simone Collins: they want it. They want it so fricking bad. And I wouldn't say that if I didn't vehemently believe that that was the case, but I read. D*****s romance novels. I know what women are into
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Speaker 37: Hello, Simone. Today, I'm excited to be bringing you amazing news. I am so sorry that we have been absent since the election, but I was taking a mental health day due to the state of ecstasy I was in when we won the Senate. We won the popular vote. We probably won the house.
Speaker 45: [00:01:00] I'd like to make a noise complaint. You're so fine, you're so fine,
Speaker 37: And
I have just been all day today watching videos of progressives crying about losing
Speaker 36: I go from hysterically crying one minute over the pain of this situation. Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott. Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Speaker 38: now hE's f*****g president.
Speaker 41: Oh my god!
Speaker 28: Off.
I can't
Speaker 26: believe
Speaker 42: believe Trump's actually
Speaker 41: gonna win this f ing day! Oh Jesus Christ! I'm so pissed off! F F F Goddamn! No! No! No! Why?! Why?! Why?! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm, yummy![00:02:00]
Speaker 36: Yummy again! I'm sorry!
Speaker 42: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hope your day gets better.
Speaker 41: Shut
Speaker 38: Positive energy.
Speaker 41: What's up? You do not understand English!
Speaker 37: because look, we had people's like when you were out working at election day get people to key our car on both sides, by the way, Simone, in, in, in multiple areas, they're just like, yeah, we're going to like, and I love that I know this person is right now writhing in pain
but what we are going to take this episode to do is go through not just the videos of progressives crying about this that particular form of pornography, I guess I'd call it. One of my favorite was one and one progressive was like, I'm going to kill myself if Trump
and then somebody else goes, we'll make sure to post it. So I have something to goon to. Basically that means masturbate [00:03:00] too. But we'll be going over other memes. I mean we can start by talking about like this video here
Speaker: This is all a prank, right? Like, like we're just gonna wake up tomorrow morning and everything's gonna go back to the way it like it'll all it'll be a psych it'll be like a really bad dream and none of this will ever happen, right? Like it'll be like the first time and then we're all gonna pull through fine in four years.
Correct? Please? Someone tell me? I can
Speaker 2: tell you one thing right now, marriage is the farthest thing from on the table, currently. So, they really, they screwed the pooch on that one. If they thought that any of this was gonna actually help with the whole family and kids department, and, and lowering birth rates, because that, nah.
Nuh not even. Any semblance of thoughts I had, or hope for that, is completely gonna be a no thanks from me, l
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