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Back to EpisodesSuper Soul Sunday 003: {The Oprah Winfrey Show} - The Colors Collision { a 'c o l o r s' mix)
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Hey, Oprah—
Oprah.
Oprah.
Oprah.
Oprah.
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
OPRAH—
WHAT?!?
—I love you.
(OPRAH WINFREY sighs and groans, sinking back into bed.)
—and…
...AND?
...I made breakfast.
(This wakes her up a bit, as she is curious to see what has been made; Supacree energetically bounces into the next room.)
HEY, JANET JACKSON—
“Legends: The Melanin”
S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ has been taken to a top secret training facility to prepare her for her journey into celebritism.
EARLIER:
S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ is robbed and kidnapped at gunpoint by JANET JACKSON, BEYONCÉ, MARIAH CAREY, ALICIA KEYS & OPRAH.
what a combo.
I know, right?
A NINJA stops S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ in her path, knocking the açaí bowl out of her left hand—
WHAT THE FUCK!
—luckily, she still has her smoothie—however, before she can take a sip, the ninja, who she seems unbothered by, knocks the smoothie out of her other hand.
NO, MY SMOOTHIE!!!!!!!!!!
The NINJA stands, motionless.
S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ takes a fighting stance.
THE NINJA takes a fighting stance.
FUCK you dude, that shit's EXPENSIVE! YAAAAH.
YAAAAHHH!
They NINJA fight; S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ SUPACREE has the advantage, until.
ANOTHER NINJA arrives as backup.
I got this!
Then, ANOTHER OTHER NINJA and A FOURTH NINJA surround SUPACREE;
Oh, fuck that.
They create a formation—each taking a fighting stance. She is majorly outnumbered.
THE GRAND NINJA arrives
HIIIIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAA.
Nope, fuck this.
The ninjas synchronize, ready to fight.
Nope, I quit.
S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ retreats, running.
One of the ninjas has already advanced in her path.
Not so fast!
You're a LADY?!
Now you're surprised?!
S Ū P ∆ © я E E ™ attempts to flee. The ninja pistol whips Supacree. She's out cold.
God dammit, Janet!
What?! She's fast!
She's also heavy.
Just get her!
It takes 3 ninjas (and a fourth for support) to lift SUPACREE into the sleek, blacked out Escalade. They close the back, and unanimously all 4 doors, in sync. The Escalade drives away, license plate reading:
LEGENDS
Leave it alone,
Just let it be
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