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What are you doing?

Nothing you wouldn't.

Hm.

[a pause.]

—It smells of blood.

Hm. Keen sense of smell—and familiarity with uncommon scents.

A bird flew into my window this morning.

BIRD

hey!

*smashes against window*

…it wasn't open.

Damn! How does that happen?!

GOD

Did you see that, though?

Yeah, God—okay, you win.

I'm up, I'm up.

GOD

You okay, Jack?

I'm fine, I'm okay.

Try being a better bird.

I'm—the best bird I can be.

I meant— a bigger bird. Much smarter.

It's not my fault; I thought that the fourth wall was already broken.

It was; your mistake however lies in the simple fact that that wasn't the fourth wall, it was a window.

My mistake.

Try a Seagul.

Wouldn't it be amazing if peacocks could fly.

CUT TO:

[PEACOCKS can fly.]

OH DEAR GOD.

CUT BACK TO:

No, it would not.

Kesha — tik tok

Ohhhhh, that was Kesha.

Yes.

I get it now.

No, no you really don't.

Should I be afraid of whatever's about to happen?

I think you should be more concerned about the things that shouldn't, and are.

Oh…Kay…

Every kiss begins with

—kill the bitch.

Holy shit! Another one!

Don't worry about it.

The DJs

(It would be the DJs doing this)

It would have to be!

Have developed a bird-cannon.

(Actually, it's just a t-shirt cannon from the music festival.)

Which music festival?

Idk, you pick

MAGIC MIKES MUSIC MAYHEM

{Sponsored by Mike's Hard Lemonade}

Sure.

I like that one.

It—yeah.

Whatever. Isn't it just technically—

INT. THE INFINITE RAVE.

—wait, are you naked right now?

…

I'm always naked.

GROSS.

Barf.

If you want.

I'm not changing.

The three DJ's with the bird cannon have successfully tricked—

Who is it

Idk

—The DJ inside into rescuing the three birds catapulted at the window; this results in the DJs then shapeshifting into the three birds in order to infiltrate the DJ's kitchen, which has been reportedly used as a multidimensional portal.

We soon discover (or have already discovered, keeping on the series progression or multidimensional arc,) that the entire building itself can be transported throughout time and space, which the DJ, [who has been revealed as an immortal mystic space God] often moves through realms and throughout time and space in order to bend and manipulate reality—destined to find a hospitable destination, where likely the planet's inhabitants have reversed earth's untimely demise and preserved humanity, and ideally, where the world is living in peace and harmony with itself and one another.

Lol the building moves.

It doesn't exist!

It kind of exists! It has to!

Yeah— kind of.

Psh!

I'm so hot

That I put

Pancakes on my Mancakes.

Psssst.

(Sizzle)

I put pancakes on my mancakes

(Flip em)

I put pancakes on my pancakes.

(Sweet and hot like a McGriddle)

I put pan