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{Happy Days} / [A Tie That Binds]

[As Seen On TV] / I _ NY (I Love New York)

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Love ,

-Ū.

I SAID I LOVE YOU!

I AMBER HEARD YOU

—YEAH, WELL, YOU COURTNEY LOVED HIM!

No guilt trips.

Brooklyn, I don't give a shit about you blond bitches

Ya'll is crooked as fuck

Fast walking trying to pass me

That's alright;

I can write A whole album in 45 minutes

So pay attention

I should be booking shows

I'm stuck at the stove

With no furniture

No money to blow

Blowing bubbles in the tub

Wondering how the fuck I'm supposed to run

With no protein

I'm so hungry

Carbohydrates can't harm nobody

Less you're a wanna be

All my demons skinny as can be

And still eating

Still scrolling on social media like

“Fuck it “

I don't owe nobody nothing

I don't want nobody, actually

All of these guys find me ugly

Just wait till it's me on the Tv

I'll have them all

Take me to the future again

I been in this bed for six days

Just going blank slate

[Slate Your Name, Please]

A monocle, A synagogue, a musical, and a monologue

Let's log it all on the podcast and make it a montage,

Shall we, or shall we not?

SAGAL:

CUT.

I'm not that dead, man

I been praying for him and his family

Can't get her name out of my head, that one

These are oceans, planets and oceans

I can write a whole album In 45 minutes

Might need a jacket

I die when the wind blows

If it gets colder

I fit the mold, huh?

I'm not worried about a snowman

Till it gets frozen

Bring the hoes in

Dirty dozen donuts

Something says “you were chosen”

Another stroller

I don't even want to go there

My life is over

I got your number

I never ever want to grow here on my

Nowhere

I'm sober

I'm so bare

I'm so Bearr [censored]

I never wanted the impossible thought form

I never wanted to forgot where I come from

I never won an award for nothing

I don't want no man

I don't want no friends

I don't want it no more

It's a war here

I'm no racist, promise

I'm just informing ya

Compromises and honor rolls

Sometimes you take two doses

Sometimes you're a bulldozier

And hozier don't know shit

Satan can't do shit but sit there

Cause

Ain't nobody in that body

Just the lack of where

I am is

I am is

I don't really need nobody

Cause soon as I got him

He gon want some body

That's not me

That's the problem

Another oracle

Another blonde with no

Nothing between the thighs,

I shot him right between the eyes

I been crying and trying days and nights

To be right there

Be right there

He really like a nightmare

Yeah.

He really like a nightmare

Yeah.

He really like a nightmare

A whole frightening ass—

Lights up,

Curtains open quiet on stage

Hold backstage

Quick change

I just want to walk into buffalo exchange like

Here, take this;

I'll take 5 orders or your best chicken,

And just wait for this literal genius to be like

“Uh—we don't have chicken here”

Sorry,

I just assumed with buffalo

Walked in with nothing,

No clothes

Just a really old g