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I gotta find that pilot I wrote for—

MAYA RUDOLPH

FOUND IT.

Oh, My God

Is it Esha in this scene?

I can't remember if it's Esha or the nanny.

Did he not fuck the therapist?

I mean, that's later.

Is it?

I guess.

Continuity.

Whatever.

.

JIMMY FALLON, YOU PATHETIC, BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD.

SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME. GO AHEAD.

do it.

You can't say shit to me.

Almost nothing.

I was almost asleep.

Fuck it up, Jimmy.

You know, you could get like,

Straight A's this semester if you just

Listen to me.

Focus.

Fuck this.

FUCK THIS.

OK, FUCK THIS MACHINE.

He puts a quarter in,

Turns the corner at around four o clock.

Takes metformin for supper.

Supplements, supplements.

Nothin.

Oh, you wanted this to happen.

I purchased this collection of poetry off the black market.

For what.

It's a machine, JImmy.

JIMENY CRIKET

Christ almighty

Wait.

Wait a second,

Go back.

To which part.

TO this day

“she's polite”

I know this, she'll find me in here somewhere.

I know this.

Just let it go.

No, she'll find us.

You're living a lie.

This is why you're behind in this race.

Well, it's a race war, isn't it?

You started this?

Look what I did.

I bought you christmas presents.

I'm pretty sure i'm not even allowed to celebrate it.

HEATHENS.

Correct this behavior.

See the reasons behind them, first, before you cast judgements.

Set the trap, she'll fall for this.

She needs these things.

All this stuff was stolen.

You think.

You think too much.

You think too little of this organization.

Because, Jimmy, i'm above it

You know, this could be the reason you lose at this.

I don't care anymore if I lose at this,

As long as somebody wins.

This is it, Jim.

I guess so.

Let her rip.

Let him have it.

FIGHT.

How's this gonna work, if I fight to WIn.

It's a fight to the DEATH?

This is a fight to the DEATH.

…Johnny Depp is here.

Let him in.

How many is that?

At least 10.

What did she give to you, for this?

SIR JYRE

Medicine.

Tina Fey

Amy Peohler or however you spell it

Maya Rudolph

Ratchel Dratch

Kristen Wiig

Kristen Shaal

Melissa Mccarthy - might be the only non-SNL member

The Cosmic Avenger

Damn. That dude lost his whole name.

He lost everything.

So Wait, that's Eight.

Yep.

Who are the other two?

Gimmie the pop tart movie

Fir what.

To laugh. I want to laugh.

YEE

hehe

I ANT

Weird shirtless overall pictures—-

wtf is THIS.

MAYA

Ok, check this out.

God, this is hideous.

I think we might be related.

Alright guys, I found it!

Yes!

Finally!