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You want to come to, don't you?

I'm not really sure I do…

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

I am up, you blind bat!

I'm rather more of a goat.

I thought it you were a horse!

–And to that, I say “Ney”

Great .

Listen. If you can get all of the Golden Girls and all of the beatles lined up in a row, I'll give you a bucket.

What's in the bucket.

Nothing, that's the fun of it.

hm.

Sir Paul McCartney?

Uh, I guess.

Sir Paul McCartney, you must never die.

–I feel like i've heard this somewhere before…

Perhaps somewhere before; But here, now.

Very well, then.

On you go.

You know–you look familiar.

No, I don't.

Are you sure we don't know eachother?

I'm not sure of anything, really–and neither should you be.

Words to remember, my dear friend.

__

So you've been knighted.

I'd think it so. but the ceremony were in the morning.

___

Notes Dump II:

All those who seek to controll me

Will therefore be controlled by me

therefore

Those who seek to contain me

Shall therefore be contained by me

Amen

JOHN SLATTERY

wtf characters is this.

idk , it just says “John Slattery”

The fuck, man.

She doesn't listen.

She'll listen to me

You think so

I know so.

Forget it. If she doesn't obey me–

She's not going to obey anybody–

Especially you;

Whoever it is you think you are.

Whatever, asshole.

That's right;

I'm an asshole.

So that's Captain Asshole

To you, motherfucker!

[There's a Surf Club in Brooklyn]

Mister Cellophane

{The Printing Press} - pop Up Club

Toot it and boot it

“The telepathic deadmau5”

Whatever that is

Ooh shit, here we go again with this motherfucker

[The 4th Dimensional Jimmy Fallon's telepathy becomes extremely keenly developed, with the more time he spends intentionally looking into the eye of the many cameras used to film the shows h appears on, exponentially increasing over the expanse of his career–as he soon finds out, his peers have also developed this seemingly unique ability, however, each person who has gained this ability has also developed an individual; intrinsic and respectively specific skill within his or herself which allows each person who possess this telepathy to limit/inhibit this at his or her own will or desire

Whatever.

JIMMY FALLON YOU RAT MOTHERFUCKER.

I'm not a rat! I'm a weasel! AH!

YEAH?

YEAH, FORREAL.

WELL, FUCK YOU, YOU WEASEL MOTHERFUCKER.

FOR WHAT.

i'M GONNA KILL YOU.

That's readily apparent–BUT WHY?

[The mobster lunges for Jimmy]

AHH.

I NEED CONTEXT.

[He lunges for Jimmy again]

AHH

CONTINUITY. CONTINUTIY.

Oh damn. So he really can shapeshift into.

Just about

–Just about anything.

Fuck you.

[The syndicate crime organization which Patrick has become involved with has become mistrustful and uncertain of his straightforward and clean-cut demeanor; He is forcibly injected with a combination of heroin and cocaine to ensure that he is trustworthy to con