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02. WAFFLES. (Instrumental)

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02. WAFFLES.

Level one

Level up:

Go

Brooklyn has a surf club

(Where am I supposed to surf in Brooklyn—

Coney Island?

How am I supposed to surf in Coney Island

There's a hydroponic needle in my hot dog

That's gross

(2 chainz style)

If you grew up in The projects

I'm sorry;

You should run for governor

Or the Oval Office—

I would trust you to protect us

-31

I'mma change the words up

I want Roscoe

Waffles with some syrup—

Serve holdup;

Guess I'm on the wrong coast

On a greyhound bus, now

Just to go to Roscoe's

Waffles and Shrup

[chicken and waffles

Chicken and waffles

Chicken and waffles

Chicken and waffles] -Sunni Blū

You expect me to go surfing in the projects

Fuck is Coney Island? (Nonsense!)

All the trash– (trash) and tug boats (toot toot)

I can't get my surf on!

I am on the wrong coast!

Oh shit, it really was originally

I took a flixbus just to go to…

I fly Spirit Airlines,



Just go to go Roscoe's

Been a long time since I been in it

Do my dance and trance I'm spinnin

Cameras flash

And I look different

I make dubstep

Bitch I'm

[NO!]




—that's like yoncè x

Yoncè crosses NOTHING

Got it.

I don't care

I got flair

I'm from LA

They love my hair

They always stare

And glaring

Imm aware of them

Imm Karen under

All these shades I wear

Chicken and some waffles

Guess I'm on the wrong coast

(nicki style)

None of these niggaz can't rap like me;

I am present; under the tree

Can't lock me up,

My love is free

Killing this bEA

Arthur

T-e-a

(I got a secret)



Bitch I'm the best

Bitch I'm bless

Bitch you call me a bitch

I will dismiss you

Listen, kids

I'm dead!

Not regrets

Butter, bread

Suck my twists

Or braid my hat

But your verse sound like murder



Deadmau5 forges an appearance o—

Is it the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon or is it

—late nights with Jimmy Fallon?

I don't know.

I don't care:

Just— look me UP.

NO, Jimmy Fallon!

WHYNOT.

BECAUSE, SIR, YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION, and therefore DONOTEXIST..

NO, YOU DONT EXIST!

Not yet, anyway,..

*dissappears*

Oh, the irony…

[Ū/SUPACREE is invisible, and has therefore made this man—

“JIMMY FALLON”

“Presumably”

“Presumably”

We don't know!

— look crazy, which isn't a good look for him, considering…]

JIMMY FALLON stops short, realizing everyone has stopped shopping to stare at him.

—he is famous.]

TMZ

(But is the dude from Lilo and stich with a camera)

(Snaps photo)

JIMMY FALLON

[expletive]

After his appearance on the talk show as Deadmau5, “JOEL ZIMMERMAN, an extraterrestrial secret agent and top level hacker, entraps THE COSMIC AVENGER, aka “JIMMY FALLON” in an inescapable void beyond the interdimensional jurisdictions, imprisoning him in an undetectable and inescapable time hol; a synthetic VOID.

What. What is this.

I don't know yet, what to call it actually.

You look like a T-Rex

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