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02. WAFFLES.
Level one
Level up:
Go
Brooklyn has a surf club
(Where am I supposed to surf in Brooklyn—
Coney Island?
How am I supposed to surf in Coney Island
There's a hydroponic needle in my hot dog
That's gross
(2 chainz style)
If you grew up in The projects
I'm sorry;
You should run for governor
Or the Oval Office—
I would trust you to protect us
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I'mma change the words up
I want Roscoe
Waffles with some syrup—
Serve holdup;
Guess I'm on the wrong coast
On a greyhound bus, now
Just to go to Roscoe's
Waffles and Shrup
[chicken and waffles
Chicken and waffles
Chicken and waffles
Chicken and waffles] -Sunni Blū
You expect me to go surfing in the projects
Fuck is Coney Island? (Nonsense!)
All the trash– (trash) and tug boats (toot toot)
I can't get my surf on!
I am on the wrong coast!
Oh shit, it really was originally
I took a flixbus just to go to…
I fly Spirit Airlines,
Just go to go Roscoe's
Been a long time since I been in it
Do my dance and trance I'm spinnin
Cameras flash
And I look different
I make dubstep
Bitch I'm
[NO!]
—that's like yoncè x
Yoncè crosses NOTHING
Got it.
I don't care
I got flair
I'm from LA
They love my hair
They always stare
And glaring
Imm aware of them
Imm Karen under
All these shades I wear
Chicken and some waffles
Guess I'm on the wrong coast
(nicki style)
None of these niggaz can't rap like me;
I am present; under the tree
Can't lock me up,
My love is free
Killing this bEA
Arthur
T-e-a
(I got a secret)
Bitch I'm the best
Bitch I'm bless
Bitch you call me a bitch
I will dismiss you
Listen, kids
I'm dead!
Not regrets
Butter, bread
Suck my twists
Or braid my hat
But your verse sound like murder
Deadmau5 forges an appearance o—
Is it the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon or is it
—late nights with Jimmy Fallon?
I don't know.
I don't care:
Just— look me UP.
NO, Jimmy Fallon!
WHYNOT.
BECAUSE, SIR, YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION, and therefore DONOTEXIST..
NO, YOU DONT EXIST!
Not yet, anyway,..
*dissappears*
Oh, the irony…
[Ū/SUPACREE is invisible, and has therefore made this man—
“JIMMY FALLON”
“Presumably”
“Presumably”
We don't know!
— look crazy, which isn't a good look for him, considering…]
JIMMY FALLON stops short, realizing everyone has stopped shopping to stare at him.
—he is famous.]
TMZ
(But is the dude from Lilo and stich with a camera)
(Snaps photo)
JIMMY FALLON
[expletive]
After his appearance on the talk show as Deadmau5, “JOEL ZIMMERMAN, an extraterrestrial secret agent and top level hacker, entraps THE COSMIC AVENGER, aka “JIMMY FALLON” in an inescapable void beyond the interdimensional jurisdictions, imprisoning him in an undetectable and inescapable time hol; a synthetic VOID.
What. What is this.
I don't know yet, what to call it actually.
You look like a T-Rex