Episode Details

Track 01. OXYGEN

Music VIdeo: The Leveling Up from Hotel Concierge to Superstar Sensation

I'mma just like–

Take one of those luggage carts and prolly dance with it,

Like i used to.

That shit is not gonna work. You were like

It'll work.

You were like mad fat, back then.

SO.

So it; luggage carts shouldn't spin like that;

They don't just move like that.

It's just centrifugal force.

Watch.

Alright, if you say so.

Watch.

Lol Runaway luggage cart.

Fine. That's the video.

All ya'll bitches gossiping

I just can't do nothing right

I should put some vocals in

Channel surf from side to side

I just got another job

Concierge from 9-5

I just need some oxygen

Channel surf side to side

I get paid to go to work

This shit hurts from 9-5

This shit hurts from 9-5

I just got another job—

Concierge from 9-5

I get paid to go to work

This shit hurt from

Out of sight and out of mind;

You are nothing but a problem

I'm a prophet

I'm a God

Channel surf and then I prosper

You just talk and gossip Photoshop and scrolling on your socials

Mind my business, do my job, but

On those eggshells I am walkin

I get paid to go to work

Paperwork from 9-5

I just need some oxygen

-channel surf from 9-5

I been making profit

Turning hours into dollars

Went no drama

I'm on oxygen

While all you do is gossip

You just clocked in— but my shift is fucking over

Peace!

All y'all bitches gossiping

I m in another life

Making money count it up

Paperwork from 9-5

I just need some oxygen

I just can't do nothin right

I just need some oxygen

Channel surf from side to side

All ya'll bitches gossipin,

I am not about that life!

Now I'm doing vocals in the studio

From 9-5

Package came from Amazon

Guess I'm doing something right

Now I'm in the studio,

MTV from 9-5

Mind my business, do my job

My shift done, but,

You just clocked in

K no non N—-

Katt.

What up Snoop .

Ahh,

Look what the pimp limped in.

You think you're clever.

You think you're at least 5 foot—but you're 4 foot 9

I'm STILL

WINNING

CHARLIE SHEEN relapses on the dance floor

Oh shit. Relapses to which habit?

All of them!

10-4

CALL RUSSEL BRAND.

Csnt.

Why not.

He's blacked out.

What? Another relapse?!

No, he just— passed out

KABLAM.

“The Cockney Thug”

He's just like that now.

God

What is it.

Can I have ham in my spam samwhiches.

—you want ham in your spam sandwhich.

Yes.

Roasted cantaloupe with

Put your notebook

On my throat-Scrotum

I like your poems

So I wrote you this one

Oh. That's.

Welcome—to the' creepy shit fans have done for u's backlogs.

“Backlogs”

Well, I have millions of fans,

It would take me years to look at all this.