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HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ZE RULEZ!

ZE ONLY RULEZ AH ZHAT ZERE ARE NO RULZ!

ZAT IS CORRECT! YOU ARE RIGHT.

ZHET IS BECAUSEI EM ALWAYS VRIGHT

GASPING FRENCHLY, BUT STILL GERMAN

YOUR ACCENT! IT HAS RETURNED.

MY ACCENT ALWAYS RETURNS AS I AM STRESSED AND UNDER ZE PREZZUR!

YES! ZE PRESSURE IS BUILDING! ZE TENSION IS RISING!

ZE TENSION IS ALWAYS RIZING! ZE PLOT THICKENS!

ALSO YES ZE PLOT THICKENS! KISS ME!

(Without her accent, regular)

Don't be gross, dude. We already know we're like, cousins or something.

CUT TO:

YOU ARE ZE BROZAR AND SISTER, ACTUALLY, YES.

…ew , gross, that's even worse.

Why does everyone from Hell have a German Accent?

[POST HOLOCAUST. ]

(Previously like, mostly british, or something)

It's getting kind of crowded in here.

Do SAY.

They're not british. They're like—

Where the fuck is like, the vampire dude from?

Which vampire

DRACULA

I'm Romainian.

Right.

Meanwhile…

Remember when TOTO blessed the rains down in africa…?

Uh, yeah?

TYLA

I GOT THE

Shut up.

Ok.

I'm a dog,

I'm a he, baby

A he, baby

I guarantee you,

My celibacy and attraction to light skinned misters

Is confusing everything

And making me miserable

motorcycles, circling like buzzards
I must be dead somewhere in the desert

I see vultures circling

(she's cute, but braids look awful on her)

Suddenly it's on trend

Cause some blonde rocks it

But before that it was

Dysfunctional

And that's the world i'm stuck in

SUNNI BLU

I ripped

I ripper off like a bandaid

Thats all u get

U on medicaid

Bitch that put paint in my koolaid

That was not like a cool aid

Fool

I'm cool herc (ooo!)

You finna get fired cause you late

Right place Right time

Wrong day

You in the wrong lane

All day

See the sign:

It say (GOD)

WRONG WAY

I'm Yonce

Fresh with the lemonade

Now make the bass talk

Yeah

That's the breakdown

Well

Oh well

Lol o

Well I

End up out in Brooklyn

Quite as often as you might just think

Subway car

I'm all alone

I might just dance

I might just sing

I'm in a trance

I can't stop thinking bout

Old what's his name

I lost my mind

I lost my head

I lost my money

Lost thing game

So fuck this game!!!

[a guy in a goth band who has to pretend to be a country-music star.]

lol find him.

k

CHEVY CHASE

DICK CAVETT

AND

JOHNNY CARSON

Walk into

[The Festival Project™]

MEANWHILE

[Fallon is announced as the successor to O'Brien's Late Night]

TINA FEY

WHY.

am·biv·a·lent

/amˈbiv(ə)lənt/

adjective

• having mixed feelings or

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