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TOM HANSON.

Published 2 years, 4 months ago
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FARRO!

Good sire!

My liege!

Come quickly,

We've not much to tell you;

But even less time,,

to do so.

…why?

Because!

Here they come!

It's lost–

Now, it's gone

Now, you run.

Don't run off

On your mark

(marker)

Get set

I'm gonna need a clapboard for this.

What brought you up

It was under the table

What woke you up?

It was aprt of a song or something–

The line was

Notch in your bedpost

Line in a song

Notch in a bedpost

Line in a song

Red rover,

Come lover

come

Incubus/

succubus

Yup.

Run.

Incubus/

Succubus

“The Incubus, Succubus Song”

THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS.

Suxks balls.

DAAAAAMN

What woke YOU up

Hot lava.

NOPE.

Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati.

yup .

damn , you suck.

What was I gonna do?

Work at Walmart, like the rest of us.

NOPE.

KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOURSELF AGAIN

Uh uh

JUST JUMP.

…rope.

HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER.

Slow down, would you.

NOPE.

Great, gotta go find that guy now…

TOM HANSON

WHAT FOR?!

CHANCE THE RAPPER

AH.

great . nw i dropped my hat.

GOD

That's another$15,000



DO the hat dance.

Which one

the – one with the sobreros



OOh.

Somber Hoes.

We like those.

MEANWHILE

Nope. its really stuck in there.

It's never gonna come out

Will this suffice.

yeah . i'm up.

yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like

When you're anchored to an island

that basically functions as a

giant

A GIANT

A giant fucking antenna.

W0AH.

JUST DO IT ALREADY.

LET GO.

NOOO.

Ok. i'm gonna throw up

Don't throw up, cause if i let go

*lets go*

OH LOOK. A RAINBOW.




NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is getting difficult

NO it isn't.

I'm going to be candid for just a moment…

GOD

WHAT

I need you to answer my question–

which QUESTIOn.

The–i mean like

Pretty much all the questions.

I'm just now only to


S

Shh. don't say it.

It might come back.

COELACANTH!

COELACANTH!

spectacular .

It really was.

Hmmm.

….

MAXWELL

,....Cola cans.

Ok.

Now i'm trippin balls.



COELACANTH

…erm…

Come on, man–

This is ridiculous.

RIDICULUS!

Riddikulus



Wtf kind of cloud is THIS.

A cumulus

Gazuntite.

COELACANTH

…bananas.

WHAT?!

IT SPEAKS.

IT WANTS BANANAS!

GIVE IT BANANAS.

Oh shit! It's–

THE NANNY NAMED FRAN

Way back then.

EVEN THEN.

ILLUMINATI

OPEN MY EYE

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