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Back to Episodes02. HIT ME HARD AND SOFT (Season Opener Part II)
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The beauty and the age in the wisdom
Of a salt and peppered christendom,
The crown upon whose heavy head may shatter
As the glass, holding are the hands upon my heart
hereforth, ever since I did sit at the throne,
though only to hold the cape from the ground
As his majesty passed
Then when Billie's sounding like Beyoncé
And you shut the toy chest on your old life;
Sometimes you gotta grow up,
and face it,
Save it for the baby,
Cause somebody's gotta save him
Gotta be a hero in your own world
Going down from 20 just to Zero
Just to count it all up again
Here comes the cello,
Getting older,
Getting jealous
And my old hopes,
Are just bottle openers,
Shows closing,
Open up an envelope of mom
Here's hoping for the right time, to come up
On a rooftop
My mind's gone,
But my heart is whole
My soul comes on sundays, sometimes
The super soul
The soup is on, Easy like sunday morning
When my soul comes
Out of nowhere
A lot of work,
And a job well done
Lets be honest, I don't even know how to write this.
Where's my sides?!
WHERE'S MY SIDES.
You don't get SIDES with this;
It's just CHICKEN.
I don't eat CHICKEN.
It appears as though, however–
You do.
Ok, I gotta get off this playlist.
I…
i
gotta .
“The Wal*Mart Wars”
Hm.
…
………….
….
*face*
… no.
No. l–
What is this place.
{After a wild night which apparently spiraled out of control,
great , there goes my peace.
Not forever, though, maybe.
FUCK THIS PLACE.
I HATE THIS PLACE.
Everybody hates this place.
But the album is called
“I love New York”
Yes, thats
Technically
How it's pronounced,
though
It's stylized like
I _ NY
Cause.
EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. DAY
Oh, wow, this is beautiful.
THis is great.
I love this place
FUCK THE FEDS.
CUT TO:
EXT.Typically WHEREVER ELSE
Anywhere ‘above' like 187th?
Lets just call it 180th, be safe.
BE SAFE!
NIGGAZ.
ah shit, i gotta go.
BITCH–
But lets just be honest,
It's technically ‘above'
But it's really
[THE BRONX is a literal extension of the Underworld]
Oh no.
srsly tho.
X_c
Anyway.
FUck man,
Do you think i'll ever get good like that.
Idk what equipment is this
Hmm, lets see, that's approximately
$8,000 USD of CDJs
wow
yep
That's retarded
Yep.
And you still need a mixer.
fukt.
OKay, I would literally sell my soul for this.
Consider it done.
wait , really?
YES. you earned it.
Wait, I–
What?!
You earned it…
Uh oh.
Take care now.
Shit.
[BILLIE ELLISH is trapped inside WALMART]
Uh oh.
Fuck.
what is this place.
INT. WALMART. WHENEVER
EMPLOYEESLAVES
WHAT TIME IS IT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS IN HERE.