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02. HIT ME HARD AND SOFT (Season Opener Part II)

Published 2 years, 5 months ago
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The beauty and the age in the wisdom

Of a salt and peppered christendom,

The crown upon whose heavy head may shatter

As the glass, holding are the hands upon my heart

hereforth, ever since I did sit at the throne,

though only to hold the cape from the ground

As his majesty passed

Then when Billie's sounding like Beyoncé

And you shut the toy chest on your old life;

Sometimes you gotta grow up,

and face it,

Save it for the baby,

Cause somebody's gotta save him

Gotta be a hero in your own world

Going down from 20 just to Zero

Just to count it all up again

Here comes the cello,

Getting older,

Getting jealous

And my old hopes,

Are just bottle openers,

Shows closing,

Open up an envelope of mom

Here's hoping for the right time, to come up

On a rooftop

My mind's gone,

But my heart is whole

My soul comes on sundays, sometimes

The super soul

The soup is on, Easy like sunday morning

When my soul comes

Out of nowhere

A lot of work,

And a job well done



Lets be honest, I don't even know how to write this.

Where's my sides?!

WHERE'S MY SIDES.

You don't get SIDES with this;

It's just CHICKEN.

I don't eat CHICKEN.

It appears as though, however–

You do.

Ok, I gotta get off this playlist.

I…

i

gotta .

“The Wal*Mart Wars”

Hm.

…

………….

….

*face*

… no.

No. l–




What is this place.

{After a wild night which apparently spiraled out of control,

great , there goes my peace.

Not forever, though, maybe.

FUCK THIS PLACE.

I HATE THIS PLACE.

Everybody hates this place.

But the album is called

“I love New York”

Yes, thats

Technically

How it's pronounced,

though

It's stylized like

I _ NY

Cause.

EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. DAY

Oh, wow, this is beautiful.

THis is great.

I love this place

FUCK THE FEDS.

CUT TO:

EXT.Typically WHEREVER ELSE

Anywhere ‘above' like 187th?

Lets just call it 180th, be safe.

BE SAFE!

NIGGAZ.

ah shit, i gotta go.

BITCH–

But lets just be honest,

It's technically ‘above'

But it's really

[THE BRONX is a literal extension of the Underworld]

Oh no.

srsly tho.

X_c

Anyway.

FUck man,

Do you think i'll ever get good like that.

Idk what equipment is this

Hmm, lets see, that's approximately

$8,000 USD of CDJs

wow

yep

That's retarded

Yep.

And you still need a mixer.

fukt.

OKay, I would literally sell my soul for this.

Consider it done.

wait , really?

YES. you earned it.

Wait, I–

What?!

You earned it…

Uh oh.

Take care now.

Shit.

[BILLIE ELLISH is trapped inside WALMART]

Uh oh.

Fuck.

what is this place.

INT. WALMART. WHENEVER

EMPLOYEESLAVES

WHAT TIME IS IT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS IN HERE.

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